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About OnlySuze |
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For let: one female, 39, slightly worn but with a lick of paint looks good as new! Has own teeth and hair, fully house trained. One previous owner and a few squatters! Please leave a message for an inspection, no time wasters please!
I do not drive, this is purely because I have the co-ordination of a blind seal, if anyone would like the heinous task of trying to teach me again, then please feel free :D. Oh and by the way, this co-ordination problem makes me fall over when I've had wine!
Not sure what to put on here about my size and I am certainly curvy, cuddly and short!! I have a mummy tummy so if that is a turn off then at least I've saved us both the bother! I am a cuddly size 16/18, so anyone wanting toned, I am the wrong girl for you
I am looking for friendship initially with the hope of forming something more serious eventually.
It's really important to me that you have good teeth and by teeth I actually mean your own not false ones!
One thing I don't understand on here is why some of you guys have pictures of you with women draped all over you?! Surely you must have other pics and that is one of the most off putting things for a woman. Just thought I'd give you a hint!
FAQ
Q) why are you on here?
A) ermm it's a dating site. Why are you on here?
Q) why can't you drive?
A) you got to this point without reading the above? You're special aren't you!
Q) you're too pretty to be on here. What's wrong with you?
A) I have 5 arms, 2 heads and a penis bigger than yours.
Q) do you have MSN.
A) I really don't want to see your penis, but thanks for the offer...
Q) why are you on here so much?
A) because I am a sad git with no life, friends or personality...
Q) you're sarcastic aren't you?
A) have a gold star genius..
Q) Have you really got a penis?
A) not last time I looked!
Q) can we meet up?
A) Do I look THAT desperate?!
Q) fancy a shag?
A) does your mother know you're up this late?
Q) Why don't you reply to winks?
A) That was a wink? I thought it was a nervous tic...
If you want to know more, just ask. Good luck to all :) |
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Interview with OnlySuze |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
When I play loud music, most of them are too deaf to hear it! |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job?
The freebies...everyone loves a freebie... |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
My bed, my shower and my couch! |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
Your bed, your shower and your couch?!! |
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What would you do on an ideal date?
Go for a few drinks, relax into each others company, go for a walk and have an amazing first kiss. |
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What makes a good relationship?
I'll let you know when I'm in one! |
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What music do you like?
Rock, metal. Anything noisy that I can sing (screech to) and my voice sounds better than the singer! |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
Giving birth to my kids of course. I know it's a cliche but they are my world. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship. |
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| My current relationship status wasn't listed as an option. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is blue. |
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| My hair wasn't listed as an option. |
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| My body type is slightly overweight. |
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| My height is 5' 3" / 160cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| I'm not interested in politics. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include a BTEC (or equivalent). |
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Employment |
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| I'm employed. |
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| I work in leisure / tourism. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a light drinker. |
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| I'm a light smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am spiritual. |
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| I don't practice my religion. |
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| My interests include animals and books and computers and family and gaming and movies and music—listening and pubs and spirituality and restaurants and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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| I have children (living at home). |
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| I may want to have more children. |
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Housing |
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| I rent my home. |
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| I live with children. |
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