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About iRoger |
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An interviewer who considered mountaineering a stupid and pointless thing to do, once asked Chris Bonnington why he wanted to climb Mount Everest, to which Bonnington replied "Because it's there", and I have similar thoughts when asked to talk about myself like this...because it's a stupid and pointless thing to do...
Still, I have to put something or people will be saying I'm dull and boring (not like that hasn’t become evident by now). So for what it's worth - I’m here to have fun in the forums and maybe make a friend or two as I go - a good one even better :) Got a playful nature and a sense of humour (some say wicked, but more tongue in cheek) - so no saying you weren't warned! :)
Thought I should put an update on, but then again, couldn't be bothered... :)
Still can't be bothered... :)
Might be bothered now, but only to say - If you have any negative or pedantic points about my profile, or are just obsessively anally attentive and there's something in the profile that 'bugs' you; then you should go to www.dontyouhaveanyfriends.com, where there's a list of counsellors who may be able to assist...
oh, and for those too lazy to read further, I'm just here for friends, not long term or casual relationships. Sorry to disappoint.
oh, and for those that have missed them (especially as they are now no more):
'Oh bother', said Pooh:
...when he found out how close he was before using 'tactile'
...when he found out restraining orders don't mean "I Love You"
...as he discovered "Baaa" means NO
...as he discovered his dates question "do you like to eat?", had nothing to do with hunny
...as he found out why his extremely quiet neighbour had such a large freezer
...'I've just found out what the â„¢ printed on me means'
...'why do ladies seem to prefer Rabbit to me?'
...'now the forum is suspended, I have to talk to normal people'
...'I got a sweater for Christmas, what I really wanted was a moaner or, even better, a screamer'
..."I should have left the answerphone off last Saturday"
..."that's the last time I shop at Iceland"
..."If he puts marmite in my sandwiches again, he's gonna be force fed vegemite - both ends"
..."I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids"
...as he found out his friend was now known as Bi Curious George
...he looked in the mirror and realised he was now 'rugged'
...as the pole dancer left him sweating like a dog in a Korean restaurant
...as he discovered his wardrobe now classified him as a Metrosexual
...as he found out 'she' was Rupert Bear in drag
...as he wondered if the blue dress would stain
..."why's there never a Gerbil handy when you need one"
...as he searched for the Command Line Interface Tool
..."we like to call it inter-species erotica"
..."either he's dead, or my watch has stopped"
...as he realised the S&M party had nothing to to with Smarties and Malteasers
...as none of the economy condoms fitted
...as a black monolith appeared in 100 acre wood overnight)
..."The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet"
..."You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie"
...as he found out about the chocolate covered pretzels
..."That's not a moon, it's a space station"
...as Charlie said he was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off)
...as his date explained vanilla was not just for describing ice cream
...as he realised Tiggers 'ball gag' was not a joke
...as he found out Kanga's rabbit used batteries)
...as he could find no mention of flowers in 'The Perfumed Garden'
...as he found out S&M had very little to do with chocolates
..as all the expensive blue pills turned out to be smarties
...as he used a luminous condom while in the woods
...as Christopher Robin sold 100 acre wood to the property developers and retired abroad
...as he was outed by Tigger
...as every bootemail came back with an emphatic 'NO'
...as he was shown how ATM had nothing to do with Banking
...as his date explained tranny was nothing to do with radios
...as he unwrapped the condom and realised one size fits all is a lie
...as his date explained all about water sports
...as he realised he should have been meeting her 20 minutes ago
...as he looked up at her adams apple
...as Piglet explained how to play 'hide the sausage'
...as he took his Uzi out while waiting on the forecourt
...when his phone lost signal just as he was making a booty call
...as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore
...as he heard, "Will the Defendant please rise."
...as he raised his Lawgiver and said "I am the Law"
...as he regenerated into the twelfth Doctor
...as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette
...as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet
...as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore
...as his InflateAMate exploded beneath him
...as he rolled over into the wet spot
...as he realised 'she' was a transvestite
...as Roger Cook knocked on the door again
...as he tied Kanga down, sport
...as he struggled with his condom
'I'm Back', said Pooh, 'and this time, it's personal'
"Wait", said Pooh, "what is that anyway, 'something like 37'? Does that INCLUDE me?"
I've been told to put a sad bit at the end to even things up, so here it is - there is no more description. |
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Interview with iRoger |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
The view, you can see for miles and miles and miles... as long as you're looking up that is... |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
Here, there and everywhere... |
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What are you looking for in a partner?
Someone with a banking pension who can keep me in the style i need to be accustomed to.. |
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Are you a compulsive liar?
Yes |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship. |
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| My current relationship status wasn't listed as an option. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is grey. |
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| My hair is light brown. |
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| My body type wasn't listed as an option. |
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| My height is 6' 0" / 183cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| My particular politics were not listed as an option. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include a masters and a qualification which was not listed as an option. |
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Employment |
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| I'm employed. |
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| I work in IT. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I don't drink. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I'm a vegan. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I follow a particular religion which wasn't listed as an option. |
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| I sometimes practice my religion. |
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| My interests include books and computers and cooking and cycling and dancing and family and motorbikes and movies and music—listening and photography and theatre and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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| I have children (living at home). |
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| I don't want to have more children. |
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Housing |
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| I own my home. |
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| I live with children. |
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