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I'm a man, not a pretty boy with his 'man bag' and trendy sweater, if you're looking for something a little more camp then best jog on eh
Here goes, hopefully I will be able to at least bring some light into your life. I lead an active, adventurous existence and have a lust for humour and spontaneity!
Once the tribe is out of bed and I've battled through the destruction derby otherwise known as the school run, I can be found searching for an amazing adventure to fill my day, top that off with a relaxing cappuccino before entering my now battered vehicle into another round of swearing at other drivers for their disastrous road positioning at that junction, and doing my best to look like I meant to park the car like that.
I am me, I like the way I am, I am happy with my size, but more importantly my children are happy with me. I do not need a mother for my children, I do a fantastic job on my own!
In the past has your sweetheart ever sent you flowers to you for no reason in particular? Has he sent you more than one ecard in a single day? Or perhaps he has written poetry for you.. Maybe he has searched around for love quotes online and done everything he could to make you happy? Perhaps it is only a few of the luckiest ones who experience such a complete and all-abiding devotion.
I am a deeply caring, honest, cuddly rogue who regularly goes out of his way to let you know that you and only you are the love in my life, I have a great sense of humour and can carry an intelligent conversation with ease as I am very articulate.
I like al-sorts of animals, Dogs, Cats, Rabbits and other various little creatures, although my favourite by far is Ferrets, I think they are absolutely adorable!
So what am I looking for?... I've thought about this a great deal, I have old fashioned values, I'll hold the door open for you, I will give you love and respect, you will be my Queen; but I am not controlling, you are your own person and each person in a relationship needs their friends and hobbies outside the relationship. In return I like my partner to look like a woman, I'm not that much into the trouser and 'power suit' thing, but of course on a nice walk I presume you'll dress warm, I have young girls so those ladies that wish to resemble a hairless barbie doll is certainly not my thing.
Remember, every stranger is a friend waiting to be found, check out this stranger and perhaps, just perhaps, this stranger could become much more than a friend... |
