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About EriktheViking |
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I think I have finally sussed out this free dating.
Sorry girls I give up. There have been a few exceptions.
A few were polite enough to reply.
Thanks Mrs Tiggywinkle for a great evening. Pity we can't do feedback like Ebay.
One last word.
Just because some bloke tells you that something is nine inches and is actually six may affect your abiliity to measure but it does not affect you ability to count.
if you are 52 you are not 49
if you are 51 you are not 49
if you are 50 you are not 49
Im good at maths am i not. |
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Interview with EriktheViking |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
Living in The grounds of a Castle. Laughing at the three legged cats out of the window.
Love being able to leave the loo seat up and open a beer when ever the urge takes me. |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job?
Payday Friday and the long lunches.
Lots of cash to spend on loose cars and fast women. |
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What are your favourite leisure activities?
polishing my collection of vintage chain saws. And organising the danger mouse fan club. |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
Secret Squirrel conventions.
My bed
My garage. |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
The Bat cave and Elle Mcphersons underwear drawer |
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What would you do on an ideal date?
Go paddling in my new canoe.
Its not been launched yet so come on girls. |
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What are you looking for in a partner?
Someone who is a bit off the wall.
uninhibited and unconventional. |
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What makes a good relationship?
mutual interests. Lots and lots of passion |
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What makes you laugh?
People who think I am serious.
The three legged cats |
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What music do you like?
gogol bordello Marylyn manson Botticelli |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
Buying my inflatable canoe. |
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What are you looking forward to in the future?
Having as much fun as possible. Meeting someone as barmy as I am |
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Would you snog a girl first night.
A bottle of chateauneuf-du-pape inside me and her wearing a wonder woman costume and a margeret thatcher mask I might consider it. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is green. |
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| My hair is white. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 5' 8" / 173cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| I'm not interested in politics. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include a BTEC (or equivalent). |
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Employment |
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| I'm employed. |
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| I work in engineering. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a moderate drinker. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am not religious. |
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| I don't practice my religion. |
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| My interests include cars and cooking and DIY and gym and movies and pubs and restaurants and travel. |
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Children |
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| I don't have any children. |
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| I don't want to have children. |
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Housing |
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| I own my home. |
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| I live alone. |
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