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About Cargy |
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I'm writing this profile slowly, 'cos I know some of you can't read very fast. It is also available with subtitles on page 888, and as an audio book narrated by Leslie Phillips, with sound effects courtesy of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop performing on my armpit.
Now look (betcha did!) ...everyone takes life FAR too seriously. We need more fun and frolics. I'm especially fond of my fun and frolics (though I don't like to brag!) and believe in sharing a good thing!
So, If you like a laugh, don't take everything to heart, and plan on getting to St Peter's Gate out of breath, a bit dishevelled, and thoroughly worn out, then you're my kind of person and should be clicking on the message button!
I've got a warped (some say "wicked", but it's all lies I tell ya) sense of humour. (VERY warped at times so BE WARNED!!), and I can be a right cunning linguist (with hitherto unknown skills at tongue-twisting), and I'm also fond of puns and double-entendres. I hope you fancy coming along for the madcap ride cos it's a good crack if nowt else. Personally, I'm always up for the crack!
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If you or a member of your family are affected by any of the issues raised in today's profile there is a free and confidential 24 hour advice line available by using the message button. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently divorced. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is hazel. |
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| My hair is grey. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 6' 2" / 188cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| I'm not interested in politics. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include GCSEs / O levels. |
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Employment |
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| My current employment situation wasn't listed as an option. |
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| I work in engineering. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a light drinker. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am agnostic. |
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| I don't practice my religion. |
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| My interests include books and cars and computers and DIY and gardening and movies and music—listening and music—making and photography and pubs and TV. |
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Children |
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| I have children (not living at home). |
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| I may want to have more children. |
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Housing |
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| I own my home. |
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| I live alone. |
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