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About CakeSausage |
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Well hello there. Profile update here. Recently moved to Nottingham from Manchester and so far loving it. Fingers crossed it'll be great =D
Hmmm what can i say here. Likes and dislikes?
Likes- Talking (A LOT)
Dislikes- Not talking.
Likes-Cake
Dislikes- People who eat all the cake
Likes- Sausage
Dislikes- Burnt sausage
Likes- Lazytown
Dislikes- People who dislike lazytown!
Likes- Horror films
Dislikes- That girl who didn't find me funny when i farted in the cinema.
LOVES-Pork Pies!
HATES-Pork pie haters.
Likes-Girls who aren't crazy
Dislikes-Nutters.
I could go on forever. But alas i am farrr too lazy for that. So wanna chit chat? Then message me jabroni. little kiss. little kiss. big kiss. little hug. big kiss. |
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Interview with CakeSausage |
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What do you like most about where you currently live? Ah its the same old crapola as any other town really |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job? Banter. Its all about the funnies =) |
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What are your favourite leisure activities? I literally like to do anything. Mostly just the usual, gym, nights out and general slobbyness. |
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Where in the world are your favourite places? Ohhh too many to mention. Still say Amsterdam has been the best holiday by far! |
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Where in the world would you love to visit? EVERYWHERE! ..apparently answers need to have at least 20 characters . so erm. yeah. here and there? |
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What would you do on an ideal date? All depends on who the unlucky lady is. =) |
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What are you looking for in a partner? Preferably someone over 25 because if you have no memory of life before the internet or don't know who Timmy Mallet is then we'll have a problem! ..Mr Motivator too. But I dunno if he's still alive? is he?
Anyways. Someone kind hearted with a great sense of humour and chilled out. Not a fan of listening to a lady bang-on about who she doesn't like and why for several hours on end. Gets a bit tedious .
OH and Thundercats was awesome!! |
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What makes a good relationship? Of course trust? always trust. |
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What makes you laugh? Smelly people.. need to add even more words again? erm.
knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Exactly |
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What music do you like? I listen to all kinds of crap |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far? Chatting to you (high5's self for being hilarious) |
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What are you looking forward to in the future? Being an evil wizard |
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Ever seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship. |
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 | My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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 | My eye colour is blue. |
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 | My hair is dark brown. |
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 | My body type is average. |
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 | My height is 5' 11" / 180cm. |
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 | My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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 | My politics are centre. |
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Qualifications |
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 | My qualifications include GCSEs / O levels. |
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Employment |
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 | I'm employed. |
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 | I work in sales. |
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 | My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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 | I'm a light drinker. |
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 | I'm a non-smoker. |
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 | I don't follow any special diet. |
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 | I am not disabled. |
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 | I am a christian. |
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 | I don't practice my religion. |
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 | My interests include arts and clubbing and cooking and dancing and DIY and gaming and gym and health and movies and music—listening and outdoor activities and pubs and spirituality and restaurants and sport—playing and sport—watching and theatre and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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 | I don't have any children. |
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 | I do want to have children. |
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Housing |
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 | I rent my home. |
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 | I live with a lodger. |
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