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About Angewala |
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A vacancy's arisen for a handsome. compliant, but opinionated, independent, honest chap, to massage the ego and selected other parts of anatomy of a funny, witty, very cheeky, fairly compus mentis bird ... interested party's should apply within with a full CV together with references ... unfortunately un-house trained suitors need not apply ... ps, all applicant's must be able to cook, clean and wipe one's own ass without the need for instruction :)
UPDATE - 7/6/09 - I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GAME PLAYERS AND IF THIS IS YOUR FAVOURITE PASSTIME, THEN PLEASE STEER WELL CLEAR OF ME!
I believe in the direct approach, so here goes - I don't do one night stands, still waiting til the right, genuine guy comes along (if he exists). I'm not interested in married or 'attached' men looking for spice in their life because there marriage or relationship is failing and they've started looking elsewhere before they've told the spouse they want to move on, yes I do have msn and yahoo but I don't give it out, I'll offer it when I'm good and ready so please don't waste your time asking for it, I do have a web cam but hardly ever put it on and under no circumstances will I remove any clothing, I have standards. There's too many players on these sites but I'm not one of them, so if your looking for belly laughs galore (for now) and a genuine bird, drop me a note and I'll do my best to reply.
NOW, A BIT ABOUT WHAT KINDA GUY I'M LOOKING FOR
I want someone to put me first, I want that special chap to return texts/ calls, not instantly, but within an hour at least - you know, to keep momentum and all that, I want to feel that the guy at least is reciprocating - come on fellas, how the hell do you expect someone to get to know you or want to get to know you, if the poor gal's gotta act like Inspector bloody Clouseau reading between the lines whilst you're doing a rendition of The Scarlett Pimpernel or Marquis de Sade! It's not rocket science is it? ANYWAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF MORONS AND ABSOLUTELY WON'T TOLERATE THESE SINGLE CELLED AMOEBA'S - I'VE HAD A BELLY FULL OF THE SPINELESS ***holes AND LIKE TO THINK I CAN SPOT THEM FROM A MILE AWAY! - psychology degree comes in very handy when a guy's actions don't correspond with what him mush is spilling out - oops, sorry for the rant fellas, I know there's one or two good guys out there, but they seem to be eluding me for some reason,hmm, must start acting like at twat, that should reel em in.
Now, back to the nitty gritty, I'm looking for an intelligent, kind, funny guy who isn't afraid of speaking his mind honestly. I like the simple things in life like cosy nights in with a bottle of wine and a bag of crisps (well maybe not the crisps) or even cheese on toast in the midnight hour, walks in the park, lazy Sunday mornings in bed, intimate meals out/in, and I have been known to paint the town a subtle shade of red with the girlies until the verrry wee hours of the morning.
Unfortunately guys, I may not respond to a 'wink' and will definately not respond to a message without a photo. So please, please chaps don't ask to send your photo to an email address as in my experience, if a photo isn't in a profile, there's a reason for that and it's usually because the person is hiding something. I'm not the usual bimbette with bluebirds circling around mi head or the kinda gal that'll believe you've not got a photo on here because of 'work' etc - I've got at least two brain cells that work effectively and that kinda feeble excuse really does insult my intelligence, besides, what exactly is the shame in being on a site like this? That's right none! The only shame there can ever be in being on a site like this is if you're hiding it from your wife/girlfriend and don't wanna be caught out!
I've never been one to beat around the bush and new as you might be to 'this kinda thing', I find it difficult to believe that nearly 10 years into the 21st century, you chaps can't/won't upload a picture when you can manage to create a whole profile... The whole point of being on a site like this is so that we can make choices about potential 'suitors' prior to exchanging contact information. This is a 21st century dating site, not the lonely hearts column where a white carnation in your buttonhole is the only identifiable thing about you. All that cloak and dagger stuff really is obsolete now.
One last thing, my preference is a guy who doesn't smoke. So, even if you're a great cook, fantastic lover and look like an Adonis, if you smoke I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
Hopefully all the above hasn't put you off - I'm a puddycat really and the lucky chap in return for fulfulling the above criteria will be subjected to a warm, kind, tactile, loving, funny, cheeky, intelligent, responsive lady who wants to love and be loved again ... SIMPLES ...
** That was a real rant wasn't it? ... but I will change it when my faith in men runs the risk of being restored :) xx |
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Interview with Angewala |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
Quiet, peaceful, leafy with the added luxury of city life |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job?
Exciting, fulfiling and excellent work colleagues |
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What are your favourite leisure activities?
I like to travel, eat out, long walks, talking etc etc etc |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
Home, Malta and anywhere where I feel confortable and wanted |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
Brazil, Egypt, USA, Australia |
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What are you looking for in a partner?
He has to be funny, witty, honest, loyal, have an extremely good sense of humour and want to rub my feet for as long as I want him to after I've teetered around all day in 5in heels |
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What makes a good relationship?
Love, communication, honesty, trust and sex(and lots of it) |
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What makes you laugh?
Funny people, tickling my sensitive spot(s) whether physical or mental |
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What music do you like?
RnB, Classical, pop - anything, not too fussed |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
Getting rid of Chrimes!! Don't ask it's a verrry long story and I may tell you sometime. (Nothing linked to the penal system I may add) |
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What are you looking forward to in the future?
Somebody or something that'll make me believe in love ever after .. or even love for just now. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship or a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is green. |
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| My hair is black. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 5' 4" / 163cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| My politics are left of centre. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include GCSEs / O levels and A levels (or equivalent) and a degree. |
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Employment |
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| I'm employed. |
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| I work in legal. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a moderate drinker. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am spiritual. |
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| I don't practice my religion. |
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| My interests include animals and arts and books and computers and cooking and countryside and family and gardening and gym and movies and music—listening and outdoor activities and pubs and restaurants and theatre and travel. |
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Children |
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| I have children (living at home). |
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| I don't want to have more children. |
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Housing |
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| I rent my home. |
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| I live with children. |
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