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About 1in2billion |
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STATEMENT
`this fantastic remarkable outstanding gentleman is every wonderful woman`s dream, a malish jewel one real special lady can only wish for.` (friend of mine, didnt pay him)
GENTLEMAN UK LOVER.
not next door (no possible match is). if we get on well, if love strikes we find a solution. final score: love 2 distance 0. know exactly what i want.
YOURE NOT
mind games, doubting, hesitating, uncertain, indecisive, endless searching, disloyal, unreliable, unprincipled, superficial, non-committed, drugs, alcoholic etc
YOU
confident, direct, straight on target, know what you want (ME!), educated lady, fashionable, gsoh, gorgeous inside, love football, sweet, very loving, romantic, affectionate, cuddly, tigress in bed, kitchen queen, warm-hearted, loyal, reliable, seriously looking long-term, want security, stability, continuity, reliability, togetherness, shoulder to rely on.
ME - TWO SIDES
tough (fighter), never give up, strong, proud, determined, hot, sharp, cheeky, sarcastic. other side: fun, gsoh, sexy, sweet, affectionate, romantic, trustful (never cheated, one woman man), very youngish (feel, rated 35), genuine, top character, experienced, interesting, intelligent, educated, non-superficial, value-minded, 3 day stubble, short hairstyle (full hair though), quality guy. never ever let my lady down. good listener. organised (german half).
WE
dream couple, youngish genes, healthy lifestyle, fit, running, great xxx. age doesnt really matter. score: love 2 age 0
READY
for my unique breathtaking extraordinary enchanting pleasing exciting love? wanna be loved like youve never been loved before?
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MOVIES
the holiday, the pursuit of happiness,
perfume: the story of a murderer, la vie en rose, the queen, dream girls, the lives of others, notes on a scandal, the last king of scotland, the devil wears prada, music and lyrics, babel, bobby, mr beans holiday, black book, becoming jane, atonement, elizabeth - the golden age, seven pounds.
POLITICS
independant brit internat neutral progressive.
FOOTBALL
watch like & respect all teams from PL to CONFERENCE. especially chelsea & qpr. funkygroovycrazysexycool. incurable football nutter.
NATURE LOVER
SUN (mondays footy supplement), SKY (sports tv), GREEN (plymouth argyle shirts), GULLS (brighton or torquay), SHRIMPS (southend), FISH (grimsby),
other POSH (peterboro) animals.
NICE ONE
a farmer named sid was overseeing his stock in a remote moorland pasture in north yorkshire when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
the driver, a young man in a brioni suit, gucci shoes, rayban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked the farmer, "if i tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
sid looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing stock and calmly answers, "sure, why not?"
the yuppie parks his car, whips out his dell notebook computer, connects it to his cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASApage on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
the young man then opens the digital photo in adobe photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in hamburg, germany .
within seconds, he receives an email on his palm pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. he then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the farmer and says, "you have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"that's right. well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says sid.
he watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the back of his car.
then sid says to the young man, "hey,
if i can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
the young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "okay, why not?"
"you're a member of parliament for our government", says sid.
"wow! that's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"no guessing required", answered the farmer. "you showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer i already knew, to a question i never asked. you used millions of pounds worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. this is a herd of sheep." ...
"now give me back my dog!" |
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Interview with 1in2billion |
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What are your favourite leisure activities?
my partner, love and football mainly. and more, the list is longer. |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
bed. have been to different countries. many places in wonderful uk. london, torquay, bournemouth, portsmouth, exeter, plymouth, cornwall, blackpool, manchester, birmingham, nearly all uk places have something commonly magic and are very special. |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
my dream is to travel many different uk places cities and their football clubs/ stadia for one or two years in a lovely stylish motor van. any (sponsorship) offers?? |
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What would you do on an ideal date?
meeting chatting drinking eating understanding kissing holding hands touching stroking leaving loving loving loving loving ;o) if not this ideal, then second date (with same lady of course). |
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What makes a good relationship?
communication communication communication all time between both (not endless discussions though!), love, loyalty, understanding, compromise, chemistry, harmony, good healthy sex (all in one difficult enuff to find these days right?) ... |
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What makes you laugh?
ME, british sense of humour generally, mister bean, brit comedians, some german comedians as well. |
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What music do you like?
mainly rnb, soul, but also soft rock pop, classical (andrea bocelli, paul potts, subo, catherine jenkins), barry manilow etc etc |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
getting my driving license without any problems, having an eight year lasting relationship with one woman, visiting windsor castle meeting queen, queen mum, princess diana, prince charles, william and harry in the early 90s. been to eton school which is maximum impressive (a good education is so vital for people!!).being twice to speakers corner (unbelievable marvel entertaining), being to the old wembley stadium (wot an experience), attending english football matches. |
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What are you looking forward to in the future?
STRIKING THE GOAL OF MY LIFE in getting my princess for life and be very very very happy with her. fulfilling my dreams together with my princess darlink |
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what is your biggest dream?
loving my new princess forever. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is green. |
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| My hair is bald / shaved. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 6' 2" / 188cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| My particular politics were not listed as an option. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include A levels (or equivalent) and a qualification which was not listed as an option. |
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Employment |
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| I'm self employed. |
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| I work in management / executive. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a light drinker. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am a christian. |
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| I don't practice my religion. |
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| My interests include arts and books and computers and cooking and countryside and cycling and dancing and gym and movies and music—listening and outdoor activities and photography and pubs and sport—playing and sport—watching and theatre and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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| I don't have any children. |
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| I may want to have children. |
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Housing |
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| I rent my home. |
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| I live alone. |
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